John: You have a girlfriend?
Sherlock: Girls not really my area.
John: Oh…so do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine.
Sherlock: I know it’s fine.
John: So you have a boyfriend.
Sherlock: No.
John: Oh, okay. So you’re unattatched then. Just like me. Fine, good.
Sherlock: … John, erm… I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work, and while I’m flattered I’m not really looking for any—
John: No, no, that’s not what I… no! I’m just saying… it’s all fine.
Sherlock: … Good. Thank you.
(Source: lilypotters)
Can’t stop the Sherlock x John spam.
“Sorry” (but not really)
(Source: lilylilylilyx)
JOHN: Seriously? This guy, a junkie? Have you met him?
SHERLOCK: John…
JOHN: I’m pretty sure you could search this flat all day, you wouldn’t find anything you could call recreational.
SHERLOCK: John, you probably want to shut up now.
JOHN: Yeah, but come on… No…








